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March 31st, 2008

05:52 pm - grapplemania Last night I worked at Wrestlemania. All I have to say is, "God Bless America." If you have self esteem issues, go to a wrestling event and you'll think you're the prettiest darn thing that ever walked this earth (If your friends with me, you probably are cute). So much work, so little time Don't want to do it, so I made a little rhyme Just ate jelly beans and picked my ear I think I found a bogger that I flung last year. I picked it up and it made a crunch I was going to throw it away, but I skipped lunch Current Mood: chipper

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March 28th, 2008

12:20 am - A long time ago... So I don't know if I know anyone who is still on LJ, but I'm finding it's hard to remember my day to day events so I think I'm going to start writing in this fiend. I miss writing and won't have the opprotunity if I stay in a math/science heavy field of study. In case you don't know, I have a girlfriend, whom I love dearly, that goes to FSU while I'm at UCF. I'm trying to fix the separation so we won't go crazy. I like how livejournal has a spell checker. Instead of looking uneducated (aka Southern), I can be perceived as lazy for my horrible spelling. Current Location: Dorm Current Mood: blank Current Music: My roommate's computer fan

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December 25th, 2006

11:01 pm ( Last year's Resolutions ) ( 2007's goals ) What are your resolutions? Current Mood: sick Current Music: NFL

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August 16th, 2006

06:45 am - Bail Money(live) "Bail Money(live)" on Google Video Two Pump Chumps-Bail Money(live)

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July 8th, 2006

11:46 pm If I ever write a book I think I'll start it off with this. Have you ever asked someone out on a date and they say "yes"? Have you ever asked someone out on a date and they say "yes" but you find out when you asked her, she was high on painkillers and wanted to apologize for anything she said to you the previous night? Welcome to my life. Current Mood: tired Current Music: Mxpx - Everything Sucks

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July 2nd, 2006

11:25 pm I was cashering today at Publix, and someone said their daughter was just going to be a second because she needed to get an item. So I patiently waited and she screamed "Here, Catch this!" Needless to say, I wasn't paying attention and then BAM I got hit in the head with an industrial pack of tampons. I hate my life. The other night a 39 year old woman who recently divorced her husband gave me her number. She was loaded too. She won her husband's Navigator in the settlement and she gets $1300 a week from him. Looks like someone is going to have a suggamomma. Current Mood: cold Current Music: Trick Daddy - I'm a thug

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June 8th, 2006

11:21 pm Once you've been tagged, you have to write an entry stating 6 weird facts or habits about yourself. State who tagged you and then tag 6 new people to continue the game. Tagged by Jessica 1. I weigh as much now as I do in 5th grade (I was a HUGE bitch) 2. I'm really really bad at dancing and it's one reason I haven't dreaded going to homecomming. 3. I sweat. A lot. It's nice becuse my coaches think I work harder than I actually am. 4. Whenever I go under a yellow light, I blow a kiss to the light. 5. When I go on my computer in the morning I check Livejournal, Myspace, Toothpaste for Dinner,Married to the Sea, Fazed.net and entensity.net in that order. 6. Pooping is the highlight of my day. It's like meditation. People I tag. I'm not sure who even uses this but I know these people update often Mike Z Laura H Carrie Casey F(for Face) someone else who's special Current Mood: hungry Current Music: Family Guy

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May 26th, 2006

11:30 pm ( things I did tonight ) How has everyone else been? Current Mood: tired Current Music: The Aquabats - Idiot Box

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April 29th, 2006

01:26 pm My life is going pretty well. I'll hopefully get a loan from my grandfather so I can buy this. Gas prices??!!? Who cares? I just want a car I can fit in. Plus I'm getting an amazing deal. $5500 for a 2002 ford explorer sport with 51k miles. Yay! Spring football starts Monday. I'm really really looking forward to ramming bitches. This is what I'll be doing to kids. I hope they don't mind me being on top. Current Mood: ecstatic Current Music: The Vandals - Live Fast, Diahrea

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February 26th, 2006

06:21 pm - The outback story: Part 1 It's probably been awhile since you've talked to me or hung out with me. You may have wondered why is this? I got a new job at the Outback. This is a really long story so only read it if you're bored or interested in becoming a busser. ( The Outback:Welcome, we'll enjoy ruining your life ) So there's the first part. I'll probably finish it soon if everyone likes it. Current Mood: amused Current Music: Blink 182 - Dysentery Gery

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February 5th, 2006

12:54 am ( Valentine's Day quizeypoo ) Current Mood: energetic Current Music: Against Me! - Miami

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January 23rd, 2006

09:34 pm My mom told me I have a better chest than she does. I'm not sure if she insulted me or what. p.s. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I guess I could put up a picture if you'd like. Current Mood: confused Current Music: The Flatliners - Scumpunch!

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January 22nd, 2006

01:35 am "..So yeah the next day of camping came around and I discovered nature and how much it sucked. Why can't we just burn down the forest? Fuck chipmunks and alligators, what good do they to us? They just shit on my planet and don't say sorry. How dare they?" I've been reading my old journal entries and my journal use to be awesome. How can one person rule this much? Current Mood: amazed Current Music: porn

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January 11th, 2006

02:22 pm I don't really like working at the Outback so I was wondering if you can help me brainstorm ideas for a new job. My criteria: A shift that starts at about 6 p.m. on Monday-Thursday(rest of the week, I don't care) Descent Pay. Not a restaurant. Tips of somesort Not in a mall. Keep in mind I don't mind working my ass off, so you don't have to suggest an easy job. I don't care. Current Mood: stressed Current Music: Bury Your Dead - The Colof of Money

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December 28th, 2005

12:20 am What are your New Years Resolutions? ( My New Years Resolutions ) Current Mood: hungry Current Music: Choking Victim - Crack Rock Steady

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November 15th, 2005

04:43 pm Today I ran a mile in 8 minutes and 12 seconds. Sure this is slightly below average, but I'm kinda larger than the average hippo. I earned myself a new nickname "Obese lightning" Current Mood: fucking awesome Current Music: Guttermouth - Pee in the Shower

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November 8th, 2005

09:48 pm I'm really happy. I have band practice tomorrow and it will probibly be the highlight of my week. I take that back, the highlight of my week(possibly month was making this: http://www.knight-foundation.com/hoffplane.html Yeah, I do rule. Would anyone like to go to the RHS play on Wednesday or Thursday with me? Current Mood: ecstatic Current Music: Reel Big Fish - Everything sucks

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October 23rd, 2005

01:10 am I still like LiveJournal so I'm updating again. I went to Poppa Johns today to pick up a pizza I ordered over the phone. I walk in and the woman asks "How may I help you?" I reply "I'm here to pick up an order for Seth, Seth Murphy" She says "Oh you're the Seth with the sexy voice" She looks at me from head to toe *Disapointed sigh* What a bitch. Current Mood: giggly Current Music: Dave Chappele

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October 21st, 2005

11:45 pm I think I'm in love.... with bowling. p.s. Fuck hurricanes, homecoming and 1000 word essays. Dear Geometry, No one likes you. Fuck you and your collinear planes. Sincerely, Seth Murphy! p.p.s. I'm not in Geometry, I've just come to realize no one likes geometry. Seriously, fuck triangles. Current Mood: sneezing Current Music: Atomsphere - Trying to Find A Balance

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October 17th, 2005

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