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March 31st, 2008


05:52 pm - grapplemania
Last night I worked at Wrestlemania. All I have to say is, "God Bless America." If you have self esteem issues, go to a wrestling event and you'll think you're the prettiest darn thing that ever walked this earth (If your friends with me, you probably are cute).

So much work, so little time
Don't want to do it, so I made a little rhyme
Just ate jelly beans and picked my ear
I think I found a bogger that I flung last year.
I picked it up and it made a crunch
I was going to throw it away, but I skipped lunch
Current Mood: chipperchipper

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March 28th, 2008


12:20 am - A long time ago...
So I don't know if I know anyone who is still on LJ, but I'm finding it's hard to remember my day to day events so I think I'm going to start writing in this fiend. I miss writing and won't have the opprotunity if I stay in a math/science heavy field of study.
In case you don't know, I have a girlfriend, whom I love dearly, that goes to FSU while I'm at UCF. I'm trying to fix the separation so we won't go crazy.
I like how livejournal has a spell checker. Instead of looking uneducated (aka Southern), I can be perceived as lazy for my horrible spelling.
Current Location: Dorm
Current Mood: blankblank
Current Music: My roommate's computer fan

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December 25th, 2006


11:01 pm
Last year's ResolutionsCollapse )

2007's goalsCollapse )

What are your resolutions?
Current Mood: sicksick
Current Music: NFL

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August 16th, 2006


06:45 am - Bail Money(live)

Bail Money(live)
"Bail Money(live)" on Google Video
Two Pump Chumps-Bail Money(live)

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July 8th, 2006


11:46 pm
If I ever write a book I think I'll start it off with this.



Have you ever asked someone out on a date and they say "yes"?

Have you ever asked someone out on a date and they say "yes" but you find out when you asked her, she was high on painkillers and wanted to apologize for anything she said to you the previous night?
Welcome to my life.

Current Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: Mxpx - Everything Sucks

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July 2nd, 2006


11:25 pm
I was cashering today at Publix, and someone said their daughter was just going to be a second because she needed to get an item. So I patiently waited and she screamed
"Here, Catch this!"
Needless to say, I wasn't paying attention and then BAM
I got hit in the head with an industrial pack of tampons. I hate my life.

The other night a 39 year old woman who recently divorced her husband gave me her number. She was loaded too. She won her husband's Navigator in the settlement and she gets $1300 a week from him. Looks like someone is going to have a suggamomma.
Current Mood: coldcold
Current Music: Trick Daddy - I'm a thug

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June 8th, 2006


11:21 pm
Once you've been tagged, you have to write an entry stating 6 weird facts or habits about yourself. State who tagged you and then tag 6 new people to continue the game.


Tagged by Jessica

1. I weigh as much now as I do in 5th grade (I was a HUGE bitch)
2. I'm really really bad at dancing and it's one reason I haven't dreaded going to homecomming.
3. I sweat. A lot. It's nice becuse my coaches think I work harder than I actually am.
4. Whenever I go under a yellow light, I blow a kiss to the light.
5. When I go on my computer in the morning I check Livejournal, Myspace, Toothpaste for Dinner,Married to the Sea, Fazed.net and entensity.net in that order.
6. Pooping is the highlight of my day. It's like meditation.



People I tag. I'm not sure who even uses this but I know these people update often
Mike Z
Laura H
Carrie
Casey F(for Face)
someone else who's special
Current Mood: hungryhungry
Current Music: Family Guy

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May 26th, 2006


11:30 pm
things I did tonightCollapse )


How has everyone else been?
Current Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: The Aquabats - Idiot Box

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April 29th, 2006


01:26 pm
My life is going pretty well. I'll hopefully get a loan from my grandfather so I can buy this.

Gas prices??!!? Who cares? I just want a car I can fit in. Plus I'm getting an amazing deal. $5500 for a 2002 ford explorer sport with 51k miles. Yay!

Spring football starts Monday. I'm really really looking forward to ramming bitches. This is what I'll be doing to kids.

I hope they don't mind me being on top.
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: The Vandals - Live Fast, Diahrea

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February 26th, 2006


06:21 pm - The outback story: Part 1
It's probably been awhile since you've talked to me or hung out with me. You may have wondered why is this? I got a new job at the Outback. This is a really long story so only read it if you're bored or interested in becoming a busser.

The Outback:Welcome, we'll enjoy ruining your lifeCollapse )
So there's the first part. I'll probably finish it soon if everyone likes it.
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Blink 182 - Dysentery Gery

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